Jingdaoese dictator admits Batavia is occupied by Jingdao

From nitwit over full-of-shit to just plainly boring person, everyone who has ever had to deal with the reigning Empress of Jingdao and her family have come to know their sense of restraint and feeling for polite conversation, equaled only by the current Flemish president. Yet, it came as a surprise to many that she personally came to visit the Flemish president. It’s an open secret that the relationship between the two countries is at an almost all-time low ever since the Flemish government decided not to recognize the Jingdaoese annexation of Batavia, which was effectuated by her troops without the support of half of the Batavian population, and went on to recognize the Batavia’s government instead.

The Jingdaoese tyrant came to offer the Flemish president some apple turnovers. Perhaps this was just meant for Jingdaoese  propaganda purposes, but nevertheless the President has politely thanked Sisera. More remarkably though, were the words of the Empress herself. She referred to the Jingdaoese administration ofBenacian Batavia as an “occupation”. To our knowledge, this is the first such recognition by the Jingdaoese ruling class. Is this the beginning of a political U-turn, which may in the end lead to a reunification of Batavia, a historical apology by Jingdao and a reconciliation between Flanders and Jingdao? Time will tell, but this newspaper certainly hopes so.